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RANDOM THOUGHTS: MAINE'S GOVERNOR

Paul LePage, Governor of MaineThere's a new ad campaign that plays off the episode in which Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte trashed a bathroom in Brazil: "If you are planning on being drunk and disorderly, don't go half the way with beer. Trash the place with a snout full of vodka." We can look forward to less likelihood of the same behavior at the Winter Olympics in two years. Get drunk and fall down there and you might end up as part of the ice rink

. ... Conservative talk host Rush Limbaugh this week accused the Obama administration of recruiting lesbians to become farmers to help switch red states to the Democratic camp. Apparently, Rush is off his meds again. ... Saw some Halloween-themed Pez dispensers at a pharmacy this week. Ah, we can now look forward to the traditional start of Christmas retail decorations on Labor Day. ... It's been hot here in the Northeast with high temperatures and humidity. How hot is it? It's so hot I saw a robin and his worm splitting a mojito. ... Time flies as you get older and given the tone of this year's Presidential campaign, that's very fortunate. ... Maine Governor Paul LePage showed an admirable interest in history this week after he left an voice mail full of obscenities for a Democratic legislator. LePage said later he wish it were 1825 so they could fight a duel. Apparently, he just finished reading about Alexander Hamilton and Aaron Burr and figured that traditions are important to preserve. LePage is considered the early leader for the Rob Ford Memorial Lifetime Achievement Award for good government. ... Julian Assange this week promised to release damaging emails via WikiLeaks that will dramatically affect the reputation of Mickey Mouse and several other cartoon characters. Assange explained there is a need to hold cartoon characters responsible for the impact of their behavior on children.

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