The change even hit the world's oldest profession where in Vegas, low-flying drones approached tourists with a purring "Wanna have a good time"? Meanwhile, near riots broke out in some neighborhoods where vegans tried to hand out treats.  ...  Donald Trump had a troubling Halloween. Some staff members showed up dressed as the recently indicted Paul Manafort and Richard Gates. Manafort's lawyer tried to assuage prosecution fears that Manafort, Trump's former campaign manager, was a flight risk by having Manafort flap his arms vigorously. "See, he can't even get off the ground," the advisor said. But Manafort's efforts to distance himself from the Russians backfired when he presented the judge with an excuse note, "He didn't do it, V. Putin." ... I am not sure Trump understands the issue surrounding money laundering charges. "Why wash it,?" he is reported to have said. "Just take it to the bank and get new bills." ... We'll know computers are truly sentient when they can insult each other. "If you had half a brain, you'd be human." "Your digital assistant is so fat, it can't get through the wiring." "Your mama is so old she runs COBOL".