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RANDOM THOUGHTS: KHLOÉ KARDASHIAN

Khloé Kardashian Saw an ad this week for an exercise place. It promised "Get the body you deserve." Sadly, I already have. .... According to a tabloid headline, basketball player Lamar Odom who is being divorced from Khloé Kardashian is demanding $50 million or he'll ruin the Kardashians. Ruin the Kardashians? Frankly, I don't believe that is that possible? You remember Kloey who looks like a heftier version of Kim and Kourtney? One of these things is not like the other. ... McDonalds has an inventory of 10 million pounds of frozen wings because its Mighty Wings product was a flop.

How about a new TV show "Wing Dynasty", in case "Duck Dynasty" falls from the sky? For the spiritually inclined, the chain could offer "Wings and a Prayer". Or the left over parts could be put in Happy Meals. Just tell the kids they are tiny boomerangs. It could be worse. It could be 10 million pounds of unfrozen wings ... I think the descriptions of software products are getting out of hand. I just saw a company that said its application was placed in the fifth Gartner quadrant. ... Scientists have successfully completed a test of chemical signaling by transmitting a test message with the words "O Canada" via the chemicals in evaporated vodka. That's nothing new. I transmitted a lot of messages through the chemicals in booze, but usually I got my hand slapped. ... The National Institute on Alcohol Abuse and Alcoholism has listed the top 10 "Drunken States" based on the per capita consumption of alcoholic beverages. No. 1 is New Hampshire. "Live Free or ... uh, Free Willy or... Live, maybe.... Why don't we go to my place? What was the question?" ... Actually, I have never understood the Granite State's motto "Live Free or Die." "Well, I'll take 'live', duh."

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