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RANDOM THOUGHTS: KIM JONG-UN Featured

Kim Jong-unScientists say that the possibility of detecting life on Mars has increased after the discovery on methane in the atmosphere. Wouldn’t you know it? We’ve awaiting the awe of finding life elsewhere and now it’s probably because of extra terrestrial organisms passing gas. The movie, "The Interview" has been pulled because of hacking threats from North Korea. Boy, when these people give a movie two thumbs down, they are serious.

Imagine what they'll do for "Howard the Duck II"? It will make the country's reaction to "Dumb and Dumberer", look mild. But I think we can fight back. We can get every American to wear a Kim Jong-un mask on a chosen day. He's already forbidden people in North Korea to have the same name as him so this ought to cause a stroke. But I'm worried that my writing this may draw a serious reaction. What's happening? My computer screen is turning red and xxxxxxxxxxxxx. ... Remarks by Russian president Vladimir Putin on the Russian economy and international sanctions against his country have made him an odds-on favorite for “Rant of the Month”. ... Scientists say that the possibility of detecting life on Mars increased after the discovery on methane in the atmosphere. Wouldn't you know it? We've awaiting the awe of finding life elsewhere and now it's probably because of extra terrestrial organisms passing gas. .... My general move in heated debates is to say "After further consideration, I would like further consideration," and also that "I assert my right as an American to obfuscate and stall." ... Director Peter Jackson took the short book "The Hobbit" and turned it into a three-movie epic that takes longer to watch than the book does to read. Now that the final episode has hit the market Hollywood is looking, as usual, to extend the franchise. Titles under review include "Hobbits on Holiday" and a couple of TV shows, "Gandalf's Cooking Wizardry" and "Just a Couple of Orcs." In the resurrection of the quiz show, "What's My Line?" Paula Poundstone as "Mr. Baggins No. 2., does your accomplishment have anything to do with rings? Are you a gymnast? ...

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