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RANDOM THOUGHTS: SIEGFRIED & ROY Featured

Siegfried Fischbacher, Siegfried & Roy Authorities have concluded they have found the perfect punishment for executives involved in the recent scandal at Volkswagen. They will be forced to write 10,000 times, "I will not lie about emissions." ... After reading all the LinkedIn tag lines such as "Dynamic Creative Executive", I've decided mine will be "Success through Pure Dumb Luck." ... I'm tired of announcements constantly someone who is excited to launch a product. I'm waiting for a company willing to say, "This is a dull boring product, but it's going to save you a ton of money.

So buy it." ... We cooked a London broil for a steak salad this week. I had to run so I sliced off some meat for a sandwich. As I started to leave, I looked at my wife and said, "Seems a shame to waste all this good meat on a salad." ... Saw Siegfried Fischbacher of Siegfried & Roy fame at the Secret Garden, their big cat exhibit at The Mirage in Las Vegas. They are planning a new exercise/safari park called "Run for Your Life" in which entrants jog at top speed through an area filled with predators. Meanwhile, a confused bunch of opera enthusiastic asked Siegfried if he was going to play his famous horn solo. But he responded, "Leave Roy out of it." ....The United States has ruled that genetically modified salmon can be sold in this country. So if you see your salmon walking the streets next Halloween, you'll know why. ... Went down to the River to relax a bit. It was refreshing--the sun was shining, turtles sunning themselves on something in the middle of the river, dragonflies buzzing about and I'm thinking, "Crap, it's November 16 in New Jersey."

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