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RANDOM THOUGHTS: WORF

Actor Michael Dorn as WorfI just overdrafted my secret Wells Fargo account. But that's okay, I was able to cover the difference with another account I didn't know I had. But the bank, accused of systematically setting up accounts without customers' knowledge, went too far when it set up millions of piggy banks for children without their knowing it. Meanwhile, Wells Fargo has agreed to stop using the internal slogan, "A penny saved is three cents in fees".

... The Kenai, Alaska, council was recently scheduled to vote on a cat leash law. The law is expected to create jobs for the thousands of people needed to catch the cats and leash them. ...After Donald Trump attacked former Miss Universe Alicia Machado, accusing her of being fate, the former beauty queen, now actress, challenged the Donald to appear in public in a Speedo and go up and down a runway. ... With the celebration of the 50th anniversary of Star Trek, there have been efforts to update famous episodes and characters. In the remake of "The Trouble with Tribbles", the tribbles are now fat and gray and have to carried of the Enterprise in wheelbarrow loads. In a touching scene, Scotty in tones the aria, "Nobody Knows the Tribbles I've Seen." Meanwhile, when Captain Kirk suggests with irritation that Dr. McCoy tell someone to "shove it". Bones replies, "Damnit, Jim, I'm a GP, not a proctologist."  ... The update to "Star Trek, the Next Generation", now "Star Trek, the aging Klingon Worf, has plastic surgery to remove the ridge in his forehead and opens a hair salon on the ship under the name, Mr. Worf. ... During recent airplane flights, announcements included the warning not to have Samsung Galaxy 7s turned on because of their annoying habit of overheating. I was almost teary eyed thinking how this Christmas thousands of Americans will gather around their Samsung fires to celebrate the holidays and how Boy Scouts would no longer need to rub two sticks together; they'll just be equipped with the mobile devices. The publicity has had its benefits. Samsung has promised a number of steps to fix the problem, including adding a fire extinguisher button to all is devices.

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