... Just watched the cheery Holiday episode of "Criminal Minds", "I'll Be Dead for Christmas". It brings a tear to your eye. ... And in update to "The Honeymooners", Jackie Gleason's character, Ralph Cramden, threatens to send his wife Alice to the moon and is arrested for domestic violence and ordered to undergo anger arrangement. ... I told someone a neighbor was suffering from Green Beret Syndrome. "You mean 'Guillain-Barré Syndrome'", he replied. "No I mean Green Beret Syndrome. I have an uncontrollable urge to watch John Wayne movies. Sadly, in an update to the Duke's classic "True Grit", the grit is cleaned up by The Swiffer. ... President-elect Donald Trump plans to write his own inaugural address. It will be the first inaugural speech to be tweeted instead of spoken. ... I was tempted to believe president Valdimir Putin's denial that the Russian Military had tried to influence the election via hacking and other means until I received an email from him telling me I had won the Russian lottery.