He can't get his hair to lie down no matter what he does. ... Blue Buffalo has come up with some exotic new dog food including Bayou Blend with alligator and catfish. Our dog favors the less-advertised Road Kill Blend with pieces of possum and cat. And much cheaper. ... Lifetime has produced a biopic with actress Natasha Bassett playing the role of Britney Spears. We're all wondering how many shots there will be of the underwear-less singer crawling out of limos. ... North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un is the heads-on favorite to repeat as Crazy Dictator of the Year. Kim has ordered, oh heck, there's nothing I can come up with that's crazier than what's going on there. ... Customs officers in Cincinnati, Ohio, have seized 53 pounds of meth hidden in a statue of a snail. Officials theorize the likeliness was produced to honor the word's fastest snail. ... A new anesthetic has been formulated that saturates pasta with the synthetic opioid fentanyl. It's being marketed under the brand name Forghettios.