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RANDOM THOUGHTS: KATHY GRIFFIN Featured

Kathy GriffinThe first self-driving car has been pulled over for drunk driving. "Honest officer, I only had a couple of quarts of 40-weight. Hey why is that center line moving back and forth." ... Self-driving vehicles will also fundamentally change the way police patrol.

In the update to Chips (Computer Highway Patrol), the central office computers have to combat thrill-seeking teenage hackers who send a bunch of self-driving autos off a high cliff into the Pacific Ocean ... TV personality Kathy Griffin has explained the fake photo of her supposedly holding up the President's severed head. She said it was a trailer for a proposed new season for "Tip and Tuck", the TV series about a plastic surgery center. Griffin said the pilot focused on the first head re-attachment operation. However, her stunt has made her the heads-on (sorry) favorite for the 2017 Howard Stern Award for Tasteless Humor. ... President Donald Trump has announced plans to pull the United States out of the North American continent. He believes the country can do better without all those other nations pulling us down. ... I think there are some problems with the Internet of Things that we had not anticipated. I got home to find out the vacuum cleaner had given the humidifier a hotfoot and the toaster wasn't speaking to the blender.

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