After the Greeks defeated the Persians, a soldier ran the 23. Plus miles to Athens and blurted out "We are victorious." What is less-well known is another soldier was sent out as a backup. He made it roughly 11.5 miles before dropping dead. Scholars believe they have discovered his last words, which translate loosely as "Oh crap". ... Many blockbuster franchise movies have become stale. In "Pirates of the Caribbean 10", Johnny Depp as aging buccaneer Jack Sparrow mistakenly tries to rescue children from the attraction of the same name in Disneyworld and then struggles for minutes when he is stuck inside the "Small Word" boat ride. ... Afghans would like to have their horse-borne sport 'Buzkashi', or 'Goat-Grabbing' as an Olympic event. Of, course you would expect that if there were a team in Boston, they'd try to gain an advantage by deflating the goat. And we would look forward to the exciting play via use of the goatcam. ... Swiss supermarket chain, Coop, has introduced burger that contains chopped vegetables, spices and mealworm larvae. Tentative plans have been outlined for the introduction of the sandwich into test markets in the United States under the name the "MacWorm". The burger chain is in talks to have action figures from "James and the Giant Peach" in Happy Meals. The earthworm, of course, would be the first on the market. ... The landmark news for the week was no important member of the Trump administration resigned.