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RANDOM THOUGHTS: CHARLIE THE TUNA Featured

Charlie the TunaI am being investigated by the ASPCA after it learned I served smothered chicken last night. Maybe I shouldn't have used pillows to smother them.

... Wells Fargo got in trouble for creating multiple accounts for customers without their knowing. I think they must have been even less honest than thought. I have five accounts and I'm not even a customer. .... In the latest StarKist ad, Charlie the Tuna screams "Oh, no", as he is combined with mayonnaise, onions and celery. Of course, there's talk of a more realistic modern ad in which Charlie dies from an accumulation of mercury in his fatty flesh. There's a poignant scene in which a clergyman concludes the service with "Sorry, Charlie." .... It's really wet here with the nor'Easter striking the Northeast I saw a couple of squirrels using a boat to reach the bird feeder in our back yard. ... It's been a little warm the last month. I guess it will prove the wisdom of the old saying "February showers bring March flowers."

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