Note to the guy in the Plexaderm TV ad who says that after using the product, “I look like I’m back in college”. No, not unless you were in college in your 50s.… Trying to figure out who will play the lead role in “The R. Kelly Story”. Prospects will have to gesture wildly and cry and yell at the same time in front of interviewer Gayle King .Meanwhile, candidates for jobs at Fox news will have to pass tests on their ability to identify members of different minorities –“That’s Robin Roberts. I think, uh maybe Oprah. Oh, could that be Gayle King?”. .What was worse was that one announcer confused R. Kelly with former White House chief of staff John Kelly. ... Barbie, the iconic doll, is turning 60 this year. New models will experience hot flashes and sign up for water aerobics. Meanwhile, her partner Ken has dumped her for a 20-something and they whisk around in a bright new sport scar, which can be purchased separately. He is also awaiting treatment for an enlarged prostate. … People, upset that former Trump campaign chair Paul Manafort drew only a 47-month for his conviction on bank and tax fraud charges, should actually be grateful. The judge’s notes showed he was considering sending Manafort to his room for two years. … I am relieved that Senator Sherrod Brown has announced he will not seek the Democratic presidential nomination. It’s getting tiring to have to say “Who?” when another Democrat enters the race. … An issue that may have an important impact on the 2020 races broke out this week in the House of Representatives. Reps. Mark Pocan, D-Wis., was in the “for” camp against Rodney Davis, R-Ill., an “against” vote over whether Nickelback is a great band. This is the kind of discussion that can tear a family apart if it breaks out at a Thanksgiving dinner.