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RANDOM THOUGHTS: MITT ROMNEY

Mitt RomneyThe comment that Mitt Romney was born with a silver spoon in his mouth was unfair. It was platinum. ... I'm not saying Romney is rich, but he has the electoral vote for the Cayman Islands sewed up. ... As the presidential campaign develops, President Obama will point to the greatest accomplishment of his term: keeping Joe Biden quiet for the last two years or so.
Obama will also promise a car in every garage, a paid off mortgage for every house and a dog, excuse me, chicken, in every pot. ... The scandal about secret service personnel having some undercover experience with a hooker has certainly wised up some of their wives. Now they know that their husbands' talk about going around the world was not always about travel to other countries ... As part of its move to write conservative values into law, the Tennessee legislature has made it illegal for anyone to Wang Chung Tonight. "We don't know what a chung is. But it can't be good," said one legislator. The legislation also forbids people to "shoot your wad" or "go off half-cocked." ... In the "Maury" show this week, host Maury Povich shocks a guest with the results of a paternity test. "The test shows, you are your own grandpa. ... With green slime being taking about of meat and Starbucks moving away from the use of dye made from ground up cochineal bugs, what's next? Taking the yellow out of Cheetos, which makes them not only a disgusting food to eat but disgusting to see.
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