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RANDOM THOUGHTS; LOCAL CANNIBALS

ocal cannibals are advertising again for leadership. They've placed a notice that they are looking for ”well-seasoned executives”.... My doctor's office waiting room has a sign telling people not to take the magazines. That's why there are so many old magazines in these places. Patients are conscientious in obeying the rules. ... My cold eased but I got bronchitis so I'm taking Prednisone (four pills a day the first three days), an antibiotic and a decongestant. That's in addition to the daily blood pressure pills, statin and thyroid medication. I told my wife "I'm a pill-popping fool." She replied, "I've always thought that. Well, part of it anyway."
.. I don't know why my doctor got so upset with me. "It's 4am. Why are you calling me? "You said take two pills and call me in the morning. You didn't express a time preference." ... The classic movie, "Fried Green Tomatoes" is being followed by a southern cowboy sequel "True Grits" in which a group of former Rebel cavalrymen pursue Yankees who have been eating the meal dish with sugar and milk instead of with butter. .... I guess Rush Limbaugh's invitation to keynote at "Asian-American Friendship Day" has been withdrawn following his imitation of a speech by Chinese by president Hu. "Hey, I just asked if what's on second," Limbaugh said. His standing gig as keynoter for Fat, Stupid White Man Day is not in jeopardy. The Chinese are planning a gift shipment of oxycodone and relations are expected to be smoothed over quickly.
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