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RANDOM THOUGHTS: AIRLINES MORE TRUTHFUL

The airlines are getting more truthful. After the person at the desk gave the call for “first class, platinum elite, families with younger children, military personnel, people we feel like letting onboard early”, she then added, “and the rest of you riff raff.” Then when the usual announcements were being made, the flight attendant said, “In case the cabin loses pressure, oxygen masks will drop. Those in first class, please put them on. In coach, you can start the flow of air by tapping the cord with a major credit card. You can also insert cash in the slot above your head.”
… Realty TV is getting desperate. There’s a new “Paranormal Hoarders” in which people are profiled who claim their houses have been swamped by the essence of ghosts and poltergeists they have collected to the point that they can’t get in and out of rooms. … Saw a Fox News store at the airport. It was right next to a Rosetta Stone kiosk. So natural, I asked the Rosetta Stone guy if he had Fox Levels I, II, and III. He looked at me strangely. “Well, it is a foreign language, isn’t it.?” … There’s a big boost to the economy being given as new jobs are being created at Penn State University, especially in the athletic department. And given the scandal that cost football Joe Paterno his job, the plan for that new slogan, "You're in good hands with Penn State." has been scratched.
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