Ralph Fiennes, AKA, Lord VoldemortAuthor J.K. Rowling says she might write more Harry Potter books. In one proposed shocking scene in “The Return of the Muggles”, Lord Voldemort turns to the magic lad and intones “Harry, I am your father.” And as  Potter and his friends move into their college years, In “Hogwarts Toga Party” a drunken Harry turns the residents of Slytherin house into frogs but can’t remember the next day where he put them.

After being unable to undo the spell, Hogwarts administrators reluctantly turn the Slytherin dorm into a new student center. ... Well the strike is over and the replacement candidates for president can go back to their regular lives. Oh wait, those aren’t replacements. Damn. …. A few of the questions for the upcoming presidential debate have been made public and frankly, I think they aren’t really fair. They are questions such as “Who was that woman I saw you with last night?” and “When did you stop beating your wife.” … Amanda Bynes, the out-of-control TV actress, has pled not guilty to a charge of hit-and-run. We believe that following her recent escapades that we can predict the lines of her next role “Hi, my name is Amanda, and I’m an a ……” From Samuel L. Jackson’s pro-Obama Ad “Wake the … Up”, I am issuing a prediction that he will not be a compensated spokesperson for Christian Mingle. … The Church of Scientology and the Tea Party have merged. It will be the first religious movement to promise spiritual development and no new taxes. Members will also debate the merits of whether L. Ron Hubbard or Ayn Rand is the greatest writer of the 20th century. An independent panel of judges pronounces the competition meaningless. …


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Bob Scott

Bob Scott has been informing and entertaining the mid-market financial software community with his email newsletters for 10 years. And he has been covering this market through print publications for 18 years, first as technology editor of Accounting Today and then as the Editor of Accounting Technology from 1997 through 2009. He has covered the traditional tax and accounting profession during the same time and continues to address that as executive editor of the Progressive Accountant.

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