I said it stood for Continuing Professional Education. (OK, it’s Carl Phillip Emmanuel). … Just remember, at the end of every journey is the gift shop. …Someone asked what I thought about work on genomes and I replied, “Oh, I love those little people and their work in the mines in the Tolkien writings.” … I sent my saliva in the mail to 23andMe for DNA testing but it’s been delayed. Apparently, the holidays produced a record amount of spit. … In one of the scenes deleted from the recent movie “The Hobbit”, Bilbo Baggins returns to the Shire and sets up a shop “Rings R’ Us.” … Saw a house in my home town in Indiana decked out in red lights, apparently for Valentine’s Day. Throughout the ages, nothing has said “love” more than putting red lights on your dwelling. … Companies insuring the NFL are apparently behind the decision to have Beyonce perform during the SuperBowl halftime show instead of having another year of old rock bands. The insurers concluded the risk of having the bands die during the performance had become too great.
Last modified on Sunday, 16 June 2013