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RANDOM THOUGHTS: KIM AND HORTON

Kim KardashianHorton, separated at birth?Hands free phones have disrupted the pattern of life by making it difficult to detect the crazy people. We have to make more noise to stand out. ... There's a new set of wedding vows making the rounds that is appropriate for the modern era. It ends with "You must accept terms and conditions." ... A coffee store at Newark Airport offers something labeled a "Taste of Fall." I ordered it and got a cup of cider with one red and one brown maple leaf floating in it.

... The Loewe's Royal Pacific in Orlando advertises a character breakfast. Unfortunately, some of the younger members were upset by the sautéed Chip and Dale and Nemo sushi. ... Kim Kardashian's new all skin photo looks like the cover shot for "Horton Hears a Who" and "Kim Hears a What?". The well-oiled K.K. looks like she's being basted for Thanksgiving. ... A new disorder has been diagnosed that affects visitors to certain portions of the Sunshine State. It is abbreviated PDS, post Disney syndrome. I saw two examples in Florida; one in the Orlando airport in the Orlando airport and one my flight. In one, a husband and wife took turns yelling at each other. On the flight, we had a screaming child who was going for the Olympic record. Got it, I would imagine. ... The Royal Pacific is near the "Wizarding World of Harry Potter" that spans the Islands of Adventure and Universal Studios Florida. It is notable for offering Diagon Alley and you can see the towers of Hogwarts. Actually, the real magic of the Florida theme parks is making your money disappear.

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