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RANDOM THOUGHTS; TEXAS RANGERS' MANAGER
Texas Rangers manager Ron Washington tested positive for coke and had used methamphetamines and marijuana in earlier days is good sign for players. It means he can relate to their day-to-day experiences. ... Major League Baseball is considering a new incentive clause for players' contracts by offering bonuses to those who successfully finish drug rehab. Contracts would also contain language warning that, "Sobering thoughts are generally not the way to sobriety."
... I’ve figured out that in a past life, the people in the audience of the Jerry Springer show were in Salem, Mass., chanting “witch, witch, witch” at the trials there. .... CPA Geni Whitehouse published a book called, "How to Make a Boring Subject Interesting." I’ll be following up with a book for much of the accounting profession titled, "How to Make an Interesting Subject Boring,” followed by the explanatory, "Boring for Dummies." ... Given the American penchant for calories, I'm planning a restaurant chain called, "Just Fast." The lead item on the menu will be the "Big Bowl of Lard." ... After my 19-year old daughter responded with her usual, "I'm not stupid," in response to a suggestion, I replied that, "No, but your brain occasionally gets sluggish from lack of use."