Julie Andrews as Mary PoppinsA new cookbook is being published, authored by one of the leaders of the United Arab Emirates entitled “Sheikh and Bake”.  ... A wise person once said, "If the Kardashians didn't exist, we would have to invent them." ... Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. In New Jersey, it doesn't have a chance of making it.

… Vegas has gotten so expensive. I tried to buy a pizza and was asked to enter my credit history. But looking at all the “Girls, girls, girls” ads, at least we have something that won’t be replaced by AI and robots. I don’t’ think. Okay, so there’s West World. ...  There’s a new version of a Disney favorite coming to Broadway. It will feature shimmering colors and acid rock. It’s called “Mary Poppins—the Haight Ashbury Years”. The song Chim chim cher-ee has been updated. Instead of being sung by chimney sweeps, it’s now voiced by a chorus of HVAC service personnel.… Growing up on the farm I watched my mother clean fish, chicken and squirrels. Later, I realized a woman’s place is in the kitchen disemboweling small animals.  … With the advent of the latest "Star Wars" movie, the iconic phrase “May the force be with you” has been changed to the more accurate “May the box office be with you”. Meanwhile, talk of another sequel “Jar, Jar’s Revenge”, has been crushed.

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