Friday, Apr 23 2010
My daughter has been weighing returning to the School of Visual Arts in New York for another semester or going to the local community college. So today she said, “Can I have the car at 2 p.m?” “Why?” “To go to County College.” “Why are going there?” “To register.” “Oh, I guess that means you’ve made a decision.”
I told her she must have inherited her approach genetically from my father who died before she was born. He told his mother to iron his suit; he would be back in a couple of days. That was his way of saying he was getting married. … A report that SEC staffers spent hours watching pornography also found the favorite was “Debbie Does Wall Street” in which the girls operate a Ponzi scheme to finance Debbie’s trip to try out for a Dallas Cowboy cheerleading position. ... I’ve developed a new software package that lacks out-of-the-box integration with anything, but it has what I call the new Jack-in-the-Box integration. The software works seamlessly with hot sauce and churros. … I must admit that after my unfortunate experience with the Hewlett-Packard support rep that I got particularly nasty. I shouted into the phone, “I hope all the cows in your village become ill-tempered and give sour milk.” I left him in tears.
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Bob Scott has been informing and entertaining the mid-market financial software community with his email newsletters for 10 years. And he has been covering this market through print publications for 18 years, first as technology editor of Accounting Today and then as the Editor of Accounting Technology from 1997 through 2009. He has covered the traditional tax and accounting profession during the same time and continues to address that as executive editor of the Progressive Accountant.