By the way, the genetic testing company shows other customers who are related to you. I am asking for a new category—people I wish I wasn’t related to. … Now announcing, the United States Back in Business sale. Snap up the specials, deals may not last…. I always love Super Bowl commercials, remembering the great ones and then straining to recall what was being advertised. … SuperBowl Future 2039: New England Patriot quarterback Tom Brady shrugged off the fact that he is 61 years old. “As long as the line can stop the rush, I’m fine,” he said after winning hits fifteenth championship. As usual, coach Bill Belichick was on leave from the nursing home and returned after the game. … The Polar Vortex delivered unusually cold weather this last week and left brass monkeys everywhere sobbing. … I am confidently awaiting the day President Trump turns to Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi and intones “Nancy, you ignorant slut.” To which, the speaker will reply, “Nya, nya, nya, nya, nya” and propose building a wall around Trump. Anyway, some conservative groups have raised about $20 million to help pay for a wall between the United States and Mexico. Since it costs about $22 million a mile for the wall, there’s a need to increase fund-raising. It’s too bad Jerry Lewis is dead. We could have him host the “Wallathon” “Yes, viewers, we have now raised $422 million, just another $18 million and we can complete 20 miles—just another 1,924 miles to go." ... Tomorrow is Groundhog’s Day. We are likely to have another shutdown. Tomorrow is Groundhog’s Day. We are likely to have another shutdown. Tomorrow is Groundhog’s Day. We are…Last modified on Friday, 01 February 2019
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The genetic analysis on 23andMe shows I am more Neanderthal than my daughter. I imagine she would agree with that. Fortunately, since the company recently reinterpreted tests rests, it still shows she has 50 percent of my genes.
Bob Scott has been informing and entertaining the mid-market financial software community with his email newsletters for 10 years. And he has been covering this market through print publications for 18 years, first as technology editor of Accounting Today and then as the Editor of Accounting Technology from 1997 through 2009. He has covered the traditional tax and accounting profession during the same time and continues to address that as executive editor of the Progressive Accountant.