The only problem is you have to reboot the airplane to have the patch kick in. … Our flight out of Las Vegas was delayed because while we were boarding a passenger got very sick and was taken off the plane. When they were cleaning up, I thought I heard flight attendants discussing methods. “Was it in First Class or Economy?” “Economy?” “Use the cheaper cleaner.” I guess that was just a fantasy. … President Trump has nominated Herman Cain, CEO of Godfather’s Pizza, to the Federal Reserve Board. Cain is promising tighter monetary policy and faster delivery of printed money.  And when the Fed discusses rate setting, he will likely propose discounts for additional toppings. … Surveys show that Americans spend $40 billion a year in purchases via online services while drunk. Such a survey will show that Americans high on marijuana spent $20 billion on Mallomars. … … Robert Kraft, owner of the New England Patriots, has explained his arrest at a Florida massage parlor. Kraft said he had a problem and the young lady was just lending him a hand. … Former VP Joe Biden has apparently junked a proposal of a campaign theme that would be a variant on AT&T’s old “Reach Out and Touch Someone”.  ... Lindsay Lohan apparently was troubled by the selection of Lea Michelle to star as the character “Ariel” in the “Little Mermaid”. Lohan tweeted “Huh?” in response to the announcement. I’d have to agree that Lohan is much better at displaying tail than most other actresses