Estimated reading time: 1 minute, 6 seconds

RANDOM THOUGHTS: KRIS JENNER

Kris JennerThe latest talk show is from Kris Jenner. In some parts of the world, the actual title will be “The Mother of All Kardashians.” … I must admit to some confusion. I originally thought the Kardashians were those ugly creatures with the strained relationship with humans on the Star Trek series.

“Captain Kirk, the Kardashians have entered Star Fleet territory.” “Prepare the photon torpedoes, Mr. Spock.” … Speaking of Klingons, One of the my friends used to describe Warf, the half-human, half-Klingon character from Star Trek, the Next Generation as “The guy with the butt in the middle of his forehead.” … There’s a Klingon version of Shakespeare’s play “Hamlet.” It does require some significant changes to translate the work into the Klingon language. The famous “To be or not to be” actually becomes “I’ll gut you like a bloodworm, you sniveling piece of space trash.” … You’ve probably seen the trailers for the new Brad Pitt movie “World War Z” with the mindless masses of zombified people swarming like ants?  It’s sort of like a home crowd at a University of Michigan football game.  … Facebook had a promo for one of my likes, “Criminal Minds”. Turns out there’s a new “Criminal Minds” game. If you kill all the other players before the police arrest you, you win.

Read 1577 times
Rate this item
(0 votes)

Visit other PMG Sites:

PMG360 is committed to protecting the privacy of the personal data we collect from our subscribers/agents/customers/exhibitors and sponsors. On May 25th, the European's GDPR policy will be enforced. Nothing is changing about your current settings or how your information is processed, however, we have made a few changes. We have updated our Privacy Policy and Cookie Policy to make it easier for you to understand what information we collect, how and why we collect it.