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RANDOM THOUGHTS: LONE RANGER

Oedipus’ big decision every year was whether to buy an anniversary card, Mother’s Day card or both. "Honey, uh, mom, I love, ...  never mind.”

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: FOOD SERVICE

Texas has begun enforcing the wearing of masks in public. It’s a bit disconcerting to have people wearing masks in a state that allows people to openly carry guns.

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RANDOM THOUGHSTS: FOUR WEDDINGS AND?

Experts say creating a “Memory Palace” (a mental construction of place in which your mind stores images) is one way to substantially improve memory. I tried it, but instead I created a “Memory Hovel” and I still managed to get lost in it.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: THAT MASKED MAN

Ah summer. Who isn’t looking forward to the sounds of empty baseball stadiums, empty car racetrack stands, empty summer camps and empty summer schools?  It’s going to be a good year for people who like peace and quiet.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: BRETT FAVRE

I think instructions on the 5-pack of masks being sold at 7-11 were not written by a native English speaker. The first step in  the instructions of how to wear them is “Crap one pcs.” That’s doesn’t sound sanitary to me.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: LYSOL

There must be someone waiting to cash in by developing a software that can be connected to conferencing applications that will automatically cancel out the sound of crying babies and barking dogs.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: SOCIAL DISTANCING

Remember when social distancing meant you didn’t wash or use deodorant for a few days? … It’s gotten so bad with the coronavirus that I when I try to talk with Alexa, she responds “Stay six feet away from me.”

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: WAGNER OPERA

For the woman in the TV advertisement who proclaims “Age is just an illusion” I would like to offer an exchange of knees. … There was a report that 700 members of the New Jersey State Police have tested positive for the coronavirus.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: ALL VIRUS, ALL THE TIME

The impact of having people at home for extended periods is wearing on everybody. I went to walk the dog and he looked up with an expression of “Not again.”

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: TAKING A BREAK

Because of the coronavirus and vacation travel, Random Thoughts is on break. Stayed tuned as we bring you the latest thoughts from South Africa in the near future. I just flew in from the United States and boy are my arms tired. Thank you, I'm here all week (actually two).

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