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RANDOM THOUGHTS: JENNIFER LAWRENCE

Jennifer LawrenceMost people would say “You don’t know what you don’t know” I find in most cases it’s “You don’t know what you do know.” An important thought to ponder. … Someone pointed out a picture I posted on Facebook was the head of a frog. That was a relief. I had thought my search for the nude photos of actress Jennifer Lawrence had gone horribly wrong. By the way, with all the brouhaha (ha, ha, ha, ha) about the pictures of Lawrence, it would help the box office if actors in the next episode of "The Hunger Games" played their roles naked. It would certainly eliminate the unfair advantage of people carrying concealed weapons.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: MILEY'S BATHING SUIT

Miley CyrusUnited Airline’s slogan is still “Fly the Friendly Skies.” I think the friendly skies were when I could get a pillow, blanket and free meal on a flight. Given the size of the seats, the skies are more like a country in need of U.N. peacekeepers. …. In Britain, archaeologists this month announced a major find buried under the Stonehenge monument—Jimmy Hoffa’s body. … Glad to see Miley Cyrus back in the news wearing a fur bathing suit.  The photos of her in the cut-away, fuzzy blue outfit suggests the primary fur used was beaver.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: MARK HAMMILL

Mark Hammill, The main question about the upcoming “StarWars, Episode VII” is whether Mark Hammill, who plays Luke Skywalker, has learned to act over these years. But it turns out, there’s no worry. After hearing him deliver his lines, a reincarnated, Darth Vader declares, “Luke, I am not your father, no way” and falls on his light saber. There have also been petitions to ensure that Carrie Fisher does not done the skimpy outfit she wore while being chained to Jabba the Hutt, who also signed.  In a tragic turn of events, a writer who suggested bringing back the character of Jar Jar Binks, was beaten to death by angry movie executives.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: HARRISON FORD

Harrison FordIn the latest episode of the movie franchise, Harrison Ford, as the intrepid, but aging adventurer, stars in “Indiana Jones and the Temple of Prunes” in which Indy seeks the ancient secrets of regularity.  Indy has to let a culprit go as he comes up wheezing in his attempt to pursue the evil-doer.... An ill-advised, but lesser-known sequel, starred Toronto Mayor Rob Ford in "Indiana Jones: the Fat's in the Fire" in which the rotund politician dies after he's too wide to pass through the narrowing doorway of a pyramid.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: DARTH VADER

Darth VaderA news item said most Americans prefer Darth Vader for president over any known candidates in 2016.  Former VP Dick Cheney immediately said he was willing to be the Dark Lord’s VP, but Vader shuddered when informed of the news.  … Previously unknown dialogue from “The Skywalkers” an unsuccessful TV spinoff from the “Star Wars series”:  “Luke, I am your father.” “Ah gee, now I know why you never came to career day.” And in an unfortunate situation, Vader is barred from passing through airport security when he won’t take off his signature helmet. … The guy sitting next to me said, “I always enjoy good night’s sheep.”

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: THE WORLD CUP

German World Cup PlayersThe end of this year's World Cup competition left many fans without emotional resources. Some were left staring at TVs and hiring someone to periodically yell “goooooooooal”. ... The score of the Germany-Brazil semi-final match caused a lot of confusion. When it reached 7-0, I was chatting with a friend on Facebook. “How’s the game?” he wrote. I responded,  “Pretty good; Germany is ahead by a touchdown.” I’m not really sure what the over/under was on the game …. And as the sports calendar progresses, we move from the World Cup, in which many countries around the world participate, to this fall’s World Series, in which athletes from  many of the United States play

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: MAGNETO

MagnetoAuthorities are on the lookout for the Brazilian World Cup Soccer team, believed to be missing. The men who showed up for this week’s loss to Germany are presumed to be imposters. It has been extremely difficult to track their whereabouts. Initial efforts have produced the Holy Grail and the grave of Jimmy Hoffa, but failed in pinning down the athletes’ location. … The drama in the new movie, “Dawn of the Planet of the Apes,” is cut short after the humans win when the ape army is attacked by a simian strand of mange.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: QUEEN ELIZABETH

Queen Elizabeth IIEngland’s Queen Elizabeth, a fan of the hit TV show, visited the set of the “Game of Thrones” in Northern Ireland recently. After her visit, Prince Charles complained bitterly to his mom that never gets to play. Hey; he should be thankful her favorite show isn’t “Breaking Bad”. She might let him play that. … Apparently 39 individuals cashed in on bets that Uruguay soccer player Luis Suarez would bite someone during the World Cup. He bit Italy's Giorgio Chiellini during their match.  American baseball fans say Suarez was frustrated with the general lack of action in soccer.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: GM'S BARRA

Mary Barra, General MotorsGeneral Motors has recalled all its cars. "We decided it would just be simpler," CEO Mary Barra said after a series of recalls on new manufactures. The U.S. government is considering combating Sunni militants in Iraq by giving each of them a new G.M. automobile, sort of an automotive version of the I.E.D. (improvised explosive device). ...  I have always been put off at the thought of running a marathon. An event in which the first guy who tried it died just never struck me as a good idea.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: SPIDERMAN

spidermanIn the upcoming film, "Spiderman, The Later Years", Spidey plunges to death when his faltering ability to generate new strands of web fails him as he swings between skyscrapers. One of his progeny says sadly, "It was his hearing that killed him. We told him not to go up anymore. He thought we said he can't get it up anymore and just laughed." His children, split between those with spider powers and those without, debate traditional burial or wrapping him in silk and sucking the body dry.

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