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RANDOM THOUGHTS: ALASKA JOURNAL, SARAH PALIN

Sarah PalinAlaska Journal. Saturday, July 27: In the woods. Saw bear. Myth confirmed. Had to stop to clean shoes. Sunday, July 28: Ran into a tree. Discovered softness is not northern. Monday, July 29: Fairbanks. Sun is still out at 11:30 p.m. Do not understand why Alaska needs Daylight Savings Time. Visited Alaska Pipeline.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: ANTHONY WEINER 2013

Anthony WeinerSometimes statues emphasize a feature to help us remember famous people and what they are most famous for. It is not quite clear how to handle molding a statue of what made Anthony Weiner famous. But the randy New York Democratic politician is having an impact on popular culture. There's a new phrase entering the language, "to be a Weiner" which means not knowing to quit while you are ahead.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: DEXTER

Michael  Hall, In the last season of “Dexter”, the character played by Michael Hall bids a fond farewell to his colleagues at the annual National Conference of Serial Killers. The NCSK breakouts are filled with their usual helpful tips for killing techniques and measures for countering police forensics. The traditional serial killer, law enforcement softball game is always a highlight of the show.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: ELIOT SPITZER

Eliot Spitzer, former N.Y. governorTwinkies are returning to the market next week. Our long nightmare is almost over. … Archaeologists say they have discovered some of the world's oldest known primitive writing. I guess they stumbled across some of my old notebooks. … On the Dr. Oz show this week there was a demonstration of a a new smart fork that helps eat people less. “It periodically calls out “Hey, fat ass. You’re eating too much.”

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: CAPTAIN KIRK

William Shatner as Captain KirkIn the next Star Trek movie, Captain Kirk, who has endured years of difficult relations with the Klingons and the Romulans, meets an even more challenging race, the Teflons who prove difficult to destroy because none of the Enterprise’s weapons will stick to them. ...  Someone at the Las Vegas Airport told me last week they were hearing a noise that didn’t stop. “That’s the endless sound of money going down the drain,” I said. Read more...

RANDOM THOUGHTS: EMMA WATSON

Emma WatsonEmma Watson, Hermione from the “Harry Potter” movies is going back to college. It’s a good idea. Somebody like her just can’t make a good living without that degree. Of course, in college her social life could be stifled by dates who fear that if they misbehave she will turn them into frogs. ... The Audubon Society is considering adding drone watching to its activities. Members will be encourage to classify drones by color, country of origin and cruising altitude. “Oh, I just love it when the drones come back to Capistrano every year.”

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: AMANDA BYNES

Amanda BynesAmanda Bynes is in  a good spot for the upcoming competition with Lindsay Lohan for the Danny Bonaduce lifetime achievement award for dysfunctional child stars following the TV star's recent arrest for pot possession. Pop star Justin Bieber is considered an up-and-coming entrant for next year's selection …. Apparently the issue that spurred New Jersey Governor Chris Christie to have lapband surgery to deal with his with weight issue was that without Twinkies on the market, his doctors feared he would lose the will to live. By the way, former members of the cost of the TV show “Jersey Shore” were confused by the term, lap band. Read more...

RANDOM THOUGHTS: ANTHONY WEINER

Anthony WeinerFormer Congressman Anthony Weiner, who put the show in show-and-tell, has tossed his hat – well he tossed something - into the ring to run for Mayor of New York City. His declaration "I have nothing to hide" drew a "Please do" response from many New Yorkers. Weiner says he has proven he can measure up to the job. ... The Zombie apocalypse is coming to the Mountain State in a new movie in which John Denver’s famous homage is adopted as the theme song of “Almost Human, West Virginia” Read more...

RANDOM THOUGHTS: HUGH HEFNER

Hugh HefnerThere is a publicity photo for a planned remake of the movie “The Night of the Living Dead.” Oh, I’m sorry; that was a picture of 87-year old Hugh Hefner with his 27-year old wife. He had just bought a $5 million house for her. It’s equipped with a railing, ramp and an emergency supply of embalming fluid.... Technology raises all kinds of new issues involving etiquette. For example, is it good form to ask if the funeral home has wi-fi?

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: ALEX TREBEK

Alex Trebeck, JeapordyI think emcee Alex Trebek’s other interests in selling insurance are sneaking into the TV quiz show, “Jeopardy.” I was watching the other night when I heard a contest say, “Thanks, Alex. I’ll have Final Expenses for $300”. “And the answer is ‘Costs less than 35 center a day.’” “Question: What is insurance from the Colonial Penn?” “Yes, and insurance from the Colonial Penn is a perfect gift for Mother’s Day.” Read more...

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