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RANDOM THOUGHTS: ED KOCH

The Late Ed KochThe information about DNA tests conducted by 23andMe show that one of the traits that is subject to genetic inheritance rules is whether your ear wax is wet or dry. “Oh, he has his grandmother’s eyes and his grandfather’s ear wax.” … There was a report last week that some Burger Kings in England were serving horsemeat instead of beef. That spurred the Roy Rogers chain to come out with its new sandwich, the McTrigger. ... It turns out the new move, “The Walking Dead,” is a documentary about Mitt Romney’s opinion polling team Read more...

RANDOM THOUGHTS: JAR JAR BINKS

Jar Jar BinksThe latest round of Star Wars movie is reported to include “The Adventures of Jar Jar Binks.” As soon as word leaked out, there were threats of mass suicide if it’s ever released. However, there is a proposal to make the character more culturally appealing by changing his name to Yo Yo Binks. … I’ve been hanging around accountants too long. Someone asked me what the letters meant in the name of C.P.E. Bach, composer and son of better-known composer Johann Sebastian Bach.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: VPS AND SHOTGUNS

Joe BidenThere must be something about American vice presidents and shotguns. Former VP Dick Chaney shot somebody in the face and VP Joe Biden keeps shooting himself in the foot. If these guys had lived in an era when duals were fought, they would have been in no danger. They would have both missed.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: MCCARTNEY, NIRVANA

Paul McCartneyA radio announcement this week said singer Paul McCartney would perform with the surviving members of Nirvana. I turned to my wife: "With the surviving members? I would certainly hope so."...  Doritos is going to have a Super Bowl ad that features goat for sale. Goat with Doritos? Not my first choice, but I suppose it could be tasty. ... After admitting to doping, cycling great Lance Armstrong has few career options. Read more...

RANDOM THOUGHTS; DENNIS QUAID

Dennis QuiadLindsay Lohan is expected to make guest appearance on “Vegas,” reuniting her with Dennis Quaid who played her  [the twins] father in “The Parent Trap.” Lohan will plays twins whose lives are spinning out of control and meet in jail after being arrested by Quaid who finds them passed out in a back alley. This is not funny, just sad. … Although Hostess products are off the market, many expect a buyer will bring them back Read more...

RANDOM THOUGHTS: THE IKEA BOWL

Ikea logoDisney's new Cars Land will soon be joined by another world, Used Cars Land. Young visitors can learn such key phrases as  "It was driven by a little old lady … " and "Show me the Carfax." They practice driving in miniature cars that break down right after the 90-day warranty expires. They get to have them repaired at Disney owned kiosks that overcharge and install used parts while charging for new ones. Read more...

RANDOM THOUGHTS: RONNIE WOOD

Ronnie Wood, Rolling StonesReports are that troubled actress Lindsay Lohan refused to kiss Charlie Sheen on the set of "Scary Movie 5". It would have been worth the try. He might turn into a prince. But after all, when a guy takes you out and pays your back taxes, he kind of expects – well, a girl's got to have her standards. … Read more...

RANDOM THOUGHTS: DANGEROUS PING PONG

ping pong

Incoming Texas State Representative Kyle Kacal drew attention this week when he declared that ping pong can be more dangerous than guns. That will be spelled out in a special Texas version of the TV show, “Flashpoint”, which often deals with hostage situations. The team will respond to a report of a man holding his family hostage with a ping pong paddle. The dialogue is sizzling.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: STORAGE WARS

Brandi Passante, Storage WarsDave Hester, one of the members of the popular realty show, “Storage Wars” was fired after he complained the show was completely faked. That included planting valuable items in lockers that were up for bid. Fake? I’m shocked, I tell you. Shocked. Read more...

RANDOM THOUGHTS: KARL ROVE

Karl RoveKarl Rove is leaving Fox News. His plans apparently include fact gathering to write the definitive history of Mitt Romney’s presidential administration.  ... I was standing in the back of a community room at a nursing home listening to a group of visitors entertaining residents with music. “What are you doing?” someone asked.

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