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RANDOM THOUGHTS; MICK JAGGER

Mick JaggerThe report that Rolling Stone Mick Jagger has had sex with more than 4,000 women puts him into an unchallengeable spot for winning the Wilt Chamberlain Lifetime Achievement Award. And this was a guy who complained he couldn't get no satisfaction. ...In the next in the series, Ice Age – Global Warming, the animals desperately try to find new habitat. Read more...

RANDOM THOUGHTS; THE HIGGS BOSON

The Bozo Particle DiscoveredScientists have announced the detection of the Higgs boson particle which is key to understanding the behavior of matter. I want to announce my discovery of the Bozo particle. It explains a lot about the behavior of people I’ve worked with. Read more...

RANDOM THOUGHTS: ROBERTS AND HEALTHCARE

John Roberts, chief justiceAnd in yet another fierce debate over healthcare, the Supreme Court has voted 5 to 4 to take two aspirin and call the doctor in the morning. Explaining his surprise vote in favor of Obamacare Chief Justice John Roberts said he was ticked off at his health insurance plan and wanted to send a message. The message, he said was "This is not a bill."
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RANDOM THOUGHTS: POSSUM

The ice cream store in my hometown in Madison, Ind., is offering a flavor called “Kentucky delight.” I told the girl behind the counter “I didn’t know they made possum-flavored ice cream.” "Do you want live or dead?" she asked.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: WALKER RECALL

Scott Walker, Wisconsin governorThe effort to recall Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker was reportedly the first such effort to recall a U.S. governor that's failed. I find that surprising. As I get older and someone asks me a question, my recall often fails. ... I don't know where people find such an array of cats doing amusing things. Read more...

RANDOM THOUGHTS; GOLF AID

Golf artWe've finally found a cause that can motivate rich Americans to care more deeply about the European financial crisis. The Czech Open became the third European Golf match to be cancelled because of the problems. (Although some argue, there's nothing unusual about cancelling a Czech.)

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: TRAVEL DANGERS

Consider how difficult travel was in olden times: There was danger from attack, rough handling by strangers, being sandwiched together in unbearably close quarters, a scarcity of food and when it was available to those other than the privileged, the average traveler had to pay terrible prices for awful provisions. But enough about my flight to San Francisco. Read more...

RANDOM THOUGHTS: MARIE ANTOINETTE

marie antoinetteSomeone asked me about my business philosophy and I told him follow the Marie Antoinette School of Management. “Marie Antoinette?” he replied. “Yes,” I said. “It’s all about execution.”... The Octomom is going to market what can be described as a highly personal, do-it-yourself video. It takes a very hands-on approach.
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RANDOM THOUGHTS: CHRIS CHRISTIE

Chris ChristieCombative New Jersey Governor Chris Christie recently signed a law concerning road rage. He then called anyone who disagree with him an idiot and arrested himself. I would describe his mood as permanent road rage, although I think, after considering his ample girth, that it’s probably more like fudge rage. Read more...

RANDOM THOUGHTS: STRIP SEARCHES

Teenage boys are using a recent court decision to argue that they should subject girls to strip searches. “Don’t you realize, the Supreme Court says I have the right to do this?” is the rationale they are giving. …. There’s a very effective new weight-loss technique, the Alicia Silverstone diet. You can eat anything you want, but she has to chew it and place it in your mouth. Read more...

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