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RANDOM THOUGHTS: MUSK

Elon Musk, TeslaSaw an array of coffee at a store that had a blend called “Dakota Roast”. Ah yes, I remember my youth in the coffee fields of the Dakota? Oh you say they don’t grow coffee there.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: JEOPARDY

RANDOM THOUGHTS: JEOPARDYIn the latest reboot of Batman under development, the caped crusader is tazed by police after law enforcement received complaints about a suspicious character in a costume was hanging around a downtown neighborhood. His troubles continue after his cape is caught in an escalator and Batman is almost killed.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: FACEBOOK'S ZUCKERBERG

Mark Zuckerberg, Facebook, by Anthony Quintano There have been rumors the Russians have penetrated the American power network.  I was getting suspicious when the return address on my electric bill was “V. Putin, The Kremlin, Moscow”.  

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: TAYLOR SWIFT

Taylor SwiftJust finished playing Bubble Witch Saga level 91—it looks like I have a misspent second childhood under way. … All those who had France playing Croatia in the World Cup Final please meet in my living room this weekend.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: WORLD CUP

World Cup 2018 Opening by www.kremlin.ru. I was with a friend at a motorcycle shop. All of a sudden, one motorcycle roared to life and pushed into the sales person. He put it back in place, but repeatedly it rolled forward and ran into him. “What’s going on?” I asked.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: ARGENTINA'S MESSI

Lionel Messi, Argentine footballer, photo by Dimitri SadovnikovA few observations about the World Cup: The Polish team set record for fewest total vowels in the names of its entire roster of players. FIFA officials are also considering some new awards, including, “Best Acting by a Player Who Was Not Actually Injured.”

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: RODMAN

Dennis Rodman, former NBA playerAnalysts are guessing the source of President Trump’s series of executive pardons. He apparently has always  misunderstood the phrase “pardon me” … It was nice to see locals provide a home touch in Atlanta for former and current New York subway riders.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: ROSEANNE

 Roseanne Barr at the Hard Rock Cafe on Maui - 2010.Samsonite CEO Ramesh Tainwala has resigned amid accusations he padded his resume. He has also been accused of roughly handling luggage and taking up too much space in the overhead compartment. … You have heard of the Epstein-Barr virus?

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: PEYTON MANNING

Peyton Manning, retired NFL quarterbackHumor is a function of shared culture. Imagine what the cavemen joked about when the standup comic, Shecky Ugh, made his appearance around the camp fire. “How about that wheel?

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: MARY POPPINS

Julie Andrews as Mary PoppinsA new cookbook is being published, authored by one of the leaders of the United Arab Emirates entitled “Sheikh and Bake”.  ... A wise person once said, "If the Kardashians didn't exist, we would have to invent them." ... Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. In New Jersey, it doesn't have a chance of making it.

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