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RANDOM THOUGHTS: MEGYN KELLY

Megyn Kelly Things you don’t want to hear as you have just launched from the cliff: “Are you sure we fixed this guy’s bungee cord?”…  Watching the World Series and thinking how nice it is to see the boys of summer playing their game in appropriate weather. 

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: PUTIN CALENDAR

Vladimir Putin, Russia president The coffee container at the 7-11 had a decal for the “Rainforest Alliance”, an environmental organization. I looked at the amphibian that was part of the logo. I asked the guy at the counter, “Just how many frogs do they put in the coffee?”

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: KAVANAUGH

Judge Brett KavanaughFacebook is starting a dating service. It also announced this week 50 million accounts have been breached. I’m beginning to think that using the service will be like writing your phone number on a bathroom wall.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: JIMMY BUFFET

Jimmy Buffett, musician, businessmanA friend commented after I said I had started practicing my musical instrument after a long time away, that it “Must be just like riding a bike.” “I don’t know,” I replied. “I’ve never tried to peddle a trombone.” … I have decided to improve my tennis game by listening to those new Serena Williams’ relaxation tapes.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: MUSK

Elon Musk, TeslaSaw an array of coffee at a store that had a blend called “Dakota Roast”. Ah yes, I remember my youth in the coffee fields of the Dakota? Oh you say they don’t grow coffee there.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: JEOPARDY

RANDOM THOUGHTS: JEOPARDYIn the latest reboot of Batman under development, the caped crusader is tazed by police after law enforcement received complaints about a suspicious character in a costume was hanging around a downtown neighborhood. His troubles continue after his cape is caught in an escalator and Batman is almost killed.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: FACEBOOK'S ZUCKERBERG

Mark Zuckerberg, Facebook, by Anthony Quintano There have been rumors the Russians have penetrated the American power network.  I was getting suspicious when the return address on my electric bill was “V. Putin, The Kremlin, Moscow”.  

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: TAYLOR SWIFT

Taylor SwiftJust finished playing Bubble Witch Saga level 91—it looks like I have a misspent second childhood under way. … All those who had France playing Croatia in the World Cup Final please meet in my living room this weekend.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: WORLD CUP

World Cup 2018 Opening by www.kremlin.ru. I was with a friend at a motorcycle shop. All of a sudden, one motorcycle roared to life and pushed into the sales person. He put it back in place, but repeatedly it rolled forward and ran into him. “What’s going on?” I asked.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: ARGENTINA'S MESSI

Lionel Messi, Argentine footballer, photo by Dimitri SadovnikovA few observations about the World Cup: The Polish team set record for fewest total vowels in the names of its entire roster of players. FIFA officials are also considering some new awards, including, “Best Acting by a Player Who Was Not Actually Injured.”

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