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RANDOM THOUGHTS: ROSEANNE

 Roseanne Barr at the Hard Rock Cafe on Maui - 2010.Samsonite CEO Ramesh Tainwala has resigned amid accusations he padded his resume. He has also been accused of roughly handling luggage and taking up too much space in the overhead compartment. … You have heard of the Epstein-Barr virus?

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: PEYTON MANNING

Peyton Manning, retired NFL quarterbackHumor is a function of shared culture. Imagine what the cavemen joked about when the standup comic, Shecky Ugh, made his appearance around the camp fire. “How about that wheel?

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: MARY POPPINS

Julie Andrews as Mary PoppinsA new cookbook is being published, authored by one of the leaders of the United Arab Emirates entitled “Sheikh and Bake”.  ... A wise person once said, "If the Kardashians didn't exist, we would have to invent them." ... Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. In New Jersey, it doesn't have a chance of making it.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: JOHN BOLTON

John Bolton, national security adviserGive the Nor’easters hitting the Northeast this month, it appears March came in like a lion and the lamb relocated to Florida for the weather. … John Bolton, the selection to be the next President Trump's national security adviser, has a well-known belligerent attitude on foreign policy.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: MISSILE ALERT

Three stoogesIn the update to the television show, "The Beverly Hillbillies", the Clampett family makes its fortune when Amazon chooses Bug Tussle as the place for its new headquarters. ... A very serious question is troubling me about government funding. If the government shuts down, does President Trump have to close his golf courses?

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: LUKE SKYWALKER

Attorney General Jeff Sessions is picking up steam on his anti-marijuana campaign. Now, he wants to ban the songs “How High the Moon?” and “High Hopes.” … At a recent conference in Nashville, a hotel was advertising “Win a Wedding”. Read more...

RANDOM THOUGHTS: ON HOLIDAY

Random Thoughts is taking a holiday siesta. Looking forward to 2018 and a year full o humor.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: CHARLIE ROSE

Charlie Rose, TV personalityIn the latest children's story update, Hansel and Gretel's parents are visited by the Division of Youth and Family Services. "So, you knowingly took two children into a woods known to be dangerous to look for food and abandoned them?"

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: KOURTNEY?

Kourtney KardashianThe tech world has been busy about block chain, the distributed ledger that leaves permanent transactions in the cloud. Now comes, blockhead, a technology that provides a permanent record of stupidity distributed throughout the Internet.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: GANDALF

Ian McKellen as GandalfInteresting to see a couple of 11-year olds at the local convenience store wearing tie-dyed Woodstock themed t-shirts. "Oh, did your grandparents attend?" I asked. The Woodstock generation has gone from songs like "I Can't Get No Satisfaction" to "I think I remember what it was like being satisfied."

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