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RANDOM THOUGHTS: MISSILE ALERT

Three stoogesIn the update to the television show, "The Beverly Hillbillies", the Clampett family makes its fortune when Amazon chooses Bug Tussle as the place for its new headquarters. ... A very serious question is troubling me about government funding. If the government shuts down, does President Trump have to close his golf courses?

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: LUKE SKYWALKER

Attorney General Jeff Sessions is picking up steam on his anti-marijuana campaign. Now, he wants to ban the songs “How High the Moon?” and “High Hopes.” … At a recent conference in Nashville, a hotel was advertising “Win a Wedding”. Read more...

RANDOM THOUGHTS: ON HOLIDAY

Random Thoughts is taking a holiday siesta. Looking forward to 2018 and a year full o humor.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: CHARLIE ROSE

Charlie Rose, TV personalityIn the latest children's story update, Hansel and Gretel's parents are visited by the Division of Youth and Family Services. "So, you knowingly took two children into a woods known to be dangerous to look for food and abandoned them?"

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: KOURTNEY?

Kourtney KardashianThe tech world has been busy about block chain, the distributed ledger that leaves permanent transactions in the cloud. Now comes, blockhead, a technology that provides a permanent record of stupidity distributed throughout the Internet.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: GANDALF

Ian McKellen as GandalfInteresting to see a couple of 11-year olds at the local convenience store wearing tie-dyed Woodstock themed t-shirts. "Oh, did your grandparents attend?" I asked. The Woodstock generation has gone from songs like "I Can't Get No Satisfaction" to "I think I remember what it was like being satisfied."

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: STEVE BANNON

Steve Bannon, by Gage SkidmoreThe classic game operation—in which contestants attempt to "remove" parts of the body—has been updated. Now, not only does the buzzer sound if the player touches the side of the game board, but the cost of their malpractice insurance rises dramatically.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: NORTH KOREA

Kim Jong-un, North Korean LeaderI am happy to announce the latest Scott contribution to technology, artificial stupidity. It joins my previously announced ground breaking concept of fog computing, which is for people who are not in the cloud, but are in a fog.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: RESTING

Random Thoughts is taking the week off because of summer heat and the need to deal with a bad knee. Back next week.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: OLE MISS COACH

Hugh Freeze, University of MississippiThe sequel to the famed Star Trek episode, "The Trouble with Tribbles" takes a troubling dramatic turn after the rapidly multiplying furry creatures successfully cross breed with porcupines. Hundreds about the Enterprise are injured.

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