... I believe the word "Florida" now has been traced to an ancient native American tribe and means "Sinkhole in the Making." ... I have decided I'm young at heart, but old at knee. ... While at Madame Tussaud's I commented to someone how realistic the figure of former VP Al Gore was. I was told, "They don't have a statue. He was just visiting." Meanwhile, Gore has taken a job as spokesman for a new pet medicine called "Global Worming." My choice for the most appropriate name for a new Vegas hotel? "The Golden Fleece."... A policeman in California pulled over a self-driving car for going too slow. This certainly portends the next version of Chips will have self-driving motorcycles pulling over self-driving cars. The problem for script writers is developing a flow of dialogue. ... Delaware officials say that shooting an emu that has been loose for 60 days is not the preferred solution. Where I'm from in Indiana, the bird wouldn't have made it past the first day before someone bagged it.
RANDOM THOUGHTS: FORMER VP AL GORE
Alien visitors to earth who stumbled upon the Orlando airport could conclude that humans worship rodents. There are those mimicking their deities by wearing mouse ears and carrying idols of the sacred objects. ... The Disney fireworks bursting in the sky over the local Hooters was a touching sight last week. .. An experienced parent on a Disney-bound United flight: If you don't stop asking when we are going to get there, I'm going to tell them to turn this plane around."
