. ... An Iraqi report says Islamic State revenues are down 80 percent from 2015. I guess I will not be investing in that Radical State Stock Fund I had been contemplating. The country reported beheadings were own 25 percent but it was optimistic about the future as terrorist bombings were up 30 percent. ... Actor Rob Lowe reported he recently survived a run-in with Big Foot in the Ozark Mountains in Arkansas. In a separate interview, Big Foot reported he had barely survived a run-in with Kanye West. Big Foot was also sad Lowe didn't remember him from their day in the "Brat Pack." "I didn't have nearly so much hair then, so I guess I can understand it," the creature said. ... A Columbian airline wants to remove all seats on its planes and make passengers stand in order to accommodate more passengers. I hope United doesn't catch wind of this. And you thought being stuck in a middle seat between two fat people was bad?