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RANDOM THOUGHTS: THE 2010 CENSUS

The 2010 census will include a new question: “Did you have an affair with Tiger Woods?” A heavy response is expected. Meanwhile, Tiger is coming out with a new set of golf clubs that can function as a jaws of life for freeing your spouse from a damaged car. They can also be launched from catapults for maximum range.

The champion golfer is also expected to receive the Wilt Chamberlain Lifetime Performance award, which will be presented by Hall of Fame member Bill Clinton. Yeah, I know, making Tiger jokes right now are like shooting ducks in a barrel.  (Hey, you shoot what you want. I’ll shoot what I want as long as I get my fish in a row.)… I was planning an economic year in review issue. But that I thought it wouldn’t be very long after writing, “The economy sucked this year”.  What else is there? … I figured out what happened to the jobs created by stimulus spending—most went to people’s imaginary friends. …  Muckraking journalist Glenn Beck is recuperating. He had a severe bout with the gold bug. … Now that I work from my home office, I plan to buy some Xmas cheer and drink it in front of the computer for my home office party. I don’t have to worry about drunk driving and if I get soused and make a fool of myself because as my wife said, "I wouldn't notice the difference." … We got my daughter a DVD of “Interview with the Vampire” for Christmas. It’s what you’d expect from a vampire interview: “I hate the sun. I hate stakes. I got turned down for my proposed promo spot for the Red Cross. It had a snappy line, 'Give blood, it's the gift that keeps on giving.'”

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