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RANDOM THOUGHTS: RICK SANTORUM

Rick Santorum will ask to have stoning as the punishment for witchcraft and adultery. He is also proposing to make French Toast illegal. "We should be proud to eat only good American toast," he said. His proposal to eliminate you-know-what on the Internet (being careful of the spam filters here) is drawing nationwide protests from that such a move would cause ecommerce to collapse

.... I am very impressed by the quality of followers I am getting on Twitter. Among the recent standouts was ColonBlow from somebody called PoopPal (Must be a new way of paying for things bought on the Internet). It just makes you feel good about yourself. … It has been reported Rush Limbaugh has joined Twitter. You can find him a #Oxy-fan. Come to think of it, ColonBlow is one of Rush's few remaining sponsors. Fitting. … Researchers have found that male fireflies that are denied the chance for sex will get drunk if offered alcoholic drinks. They also apparently get less selective in choosing mates as it gets near closing time. ... WikiLeaks is apparently running low on material. The organization, which has made news by publishing classified documents, is now leaking the contents of the diaries of seventh grade girls. Latest revelations: "Oh, like he is so totally gross. And I can't believe she wore that .."

 

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