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RANDOM THOUGHTS: LAUREL AND HARDY

Laurel & HardyAfter tiring of watching the reruns of various murder/detective series, I decided that we need to combine the best elements of many reality shows, like "World’s Dumbest” and “Shark Week.” But all I could come up with was “World’s Dumbest Sharks.” I think it needs some work … Scott’s First Principle of Bureaucracy: Paperwork expands to fill available time. … I decided to watch “Interview with the Vampire” last night, but I’m not sure what people see with it.
The questions were like "What did you do last night?” “Drank blood, got home before sunrise. “How about the prior night?” “Drank blood, got home before sunrise.“ “Well, how about tomorrow night?” “I’ll drink blood and get home before sunrise. “ Just not very exciting. … This just in - North Korea is threatening to hold its breath and turn blue.  Actually, North Korea’s dictatorship reminds me of the comedy team Laurel and Hardy, well that is if Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy had had access to nuclear weapons. “Now Stanley, we have to move this bomb to the top of those stairs. So whatever you do, don’t press this button.” “You mean, this button, Ollie?” "Yes, that button, Stanley."  “Gaaahhhhhhhhhh.” Well, it could become the first country to nuke itself. … A last word about March’s Microsoft Convergence in New Orleans: The food at the convention center was good except for the bagels which resulted in a tragic incident in which the person who was responsible for their purchase was beaten to death by a group of enraged New Yorkers. The bagels were equivalent to what would have in the South if biscuits and gravy were made with croissants and the gravy from flour and water. … Spent some time on DirectTV this week watching a channel that features adult toys. I must say that technology certainly has come a long way over the last few decades.
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