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RANDOM THOUGHTS: DARTH VADER

Darth VaderA news item said most Americans prefer Darth Vader for president over any known candidates in 2016.  Former VP Dick Cheney immediately said he was willing to be the Dark Lord’s VP, but Vader shuddered when informed of the news.  … Previously unknown dialogue from “The Skywalkers” an unsuccessful TV spinoff from the “Star Wars series”:  “Luke, I am your father.” “Ah gee, now I know why you never came to career day.” And in an unfortunate situation, Vader is barred from passing through airport security when he won’t take off his signature helmet. … The guy sitting next to me said, “I always enjoy good night’s sheep.”

"You mean, sleep, don’t you,” I responded. “Hey, you do what you like; I’ll do what I like.”  … There was news item that another large sinkhole had opened up in Florida. I thought Florida was a large sinkhole. … … In this newsletter, I called Guy Berruyer, the Frenchman who heads Sage, the company's lame duck CEO. Lame duck? That sounds like a French road kill dish. "I'll have a glass of the Merlot, some frog's leg's for an appetizer, and how is the lame duck, Francois?" "Excellent, sir. Hardly moved since Tuesday." "Very good, the lamer the better." … I once ordered duck at a restaurant and was treated to semi-boneless duck. That reminded me that there was a brief attempt to breed semi-boneless ducks on Long Island. But the experiment ended tragically because they kept flopping over and drowning. … This month, an episode of Public TV's "This Old House" takes a dark turn. Fed up with Norm, Tommy, Rich and Kevin tell the carpenter they are going to re-enact Edgar Allen Poe's classic story "A Cask of Amontillado" and wall Norm up in the basement of a Boston Victorian home. In the project wrap up, Kevin, the host, tells the audience that Norm has decided to pursue quilting. Rich, the plumber, explains the muffled cries on the other side of the wall as plumbing problems that will be resolved in the next episode.. .. Going to Las Vegas next week and I’ve decided the reason what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas is because it’s so hot everything sticks to the sidewalk.

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