“What do you mean I didn’t check all the palm trees? There were no palm trees.” …  There’s a new category of machine learning for computers—remedial. It turns out their intelligence was too artificial. … A new letter from executed Queen Ann Boleyn, wife of King Henry VIII, has been discovered by researchers. “I asked Hank for a new hat for my birthday. He seemed hesitant. I bet he has a big surprise for me. He said something about finding something bright and shiny for my neck.” … What do you call the empty apartment building owned by a partnership of physicians? Doctors without boarders. … With all the pandemic news, it’s nice to get back to meaningless fare. Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez are breaking up. The former Major League Baseball player immediately demanded to be paid the rest of his $128 million contract with Lopez. In retrospect, Rodriguez said if he had used performance enhancing drugs, the relations would have lasted longer.  … And in the future, the new TV Series, “Growing Old with the Kardashions” the first episode, “The Kardashians Join AARP”, tanks when Kim released the kind of  movie that made her famous; people went, Yuck.” …   I told one of my friends this week, “I have been sort of J.G. Wentworth. I don’t have an annuity but I need cash now. I plugged 877-cash now—into an ATM and it didn’t do anything. … And in the first serious opera that crosses over between Wagner and TV commercials, the updated “Das Rheingold”, the Rheinmaidens accuse Alberich of taking too much of the revenue streams of their clients.