Congress is ending its page program for teenagers. Comics around the national are expected to mount massive protests in the nation's capitol. On the political side, there is growing sentiment for keeping the pages and getting rid of Congress... I swear that Twitter is run by teenagers. I frequently get the following message: "The server understood the request but is refusing to fulfill it." Periodically, that's followed by a message "You don't understand me at all" and "Can you give me $20 and the keys to the car?"

.... Scott's rule of the universe: If you have six gloves in your car they will all be for the same hand. This proves a theory held by some that the universe is not symmetrical.  ... Could someone approaching the Dark Lord in the Star Wars saga be said to having a near-Darth experience? “Go toward the light, young Skywalker.” ... Given the number of points my family has accumulated on the stress scale this year, I'm hoping to redeem them for a new car. ... Following the volatility in trading this week, Wall Street sing alongs will now be preceded by the instruction to "Follow the bouncing bull."  ... Donald Trump says he wouldn't have invested $60 million in a Scottish golf course project if he had known offshore wind farms were going to be located nearby. Apparently, the wind represents a serious threat to his comb over and banks are threatening to pull funding for his hair. However, environmentalists suggested the amount of energy generated by Trump's displaced hair could prove to fruitful source.



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