RANDOM THOUGHTS: FOOL ME
Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice and I’ll probably be getting a lot of email solicitations from Nigeria asking my help in recovering hundreds of millions of dollars. The New York area has received a ton of rain in the last two weeks. It’s so wet I saw a robin giving his worm mouth to mouth resuscitation.
... A well-known quote from an opponent says that, "I don’t know what pornography is but I know it when I see it." The lesser known part of the quote was “and it usually takes me several viewings to be sure.” ... Working from home gives me the ability to see all the heartwarming stories on morning television. Yesterday's offering from Jerry Springer is particularly touching, “I’m pimping out your sister.” … While watching the morning line up of sinners and accusers on TV, I decided I have the appropriate label for this type of programming, “Revulsion TV.” .. I just purchased a volume labeled "Tiger Woods Tips." It's not quite what I thought it. Among the advice was "Don’t leave your driver close to your wife when you are having an affair." And there was "Having sex in a church parking lot is not considered in good taste." (The filters are going to block this mail, aren't they). ... I think our township government is cutting back on spending. Instead of hiring name groups for the summer park concerts, the last couple of years it has focused on tribute bands. This year, the entertainers were tribute bands of tribute bands. It just lacks something. Last modified on Sunday, 16 June 2013