. … And in other news, the European Union has agreed to purchase the Los Angeles Dodgers and change its name to the Euros. Well, the baseball team isn’t worth as much as it used to be either. … In a bid to get a foot up on rivals, Walmart has decided to start its Black Friday sale for 2012 on December 31. The Christmas selling season starts on New Year’s day. … In the latest war news, unexploded deep-fried turkeys have been found in great numbers in Afghanistan. Opponents claim this is in violation of the Geneva Convention and are crying “Fowl”. When somebody said that was awful, a spokesman replied, “Who would listen to us if we cried ‘Turkey’?” ... Meanwhile in Congress, Republicans and Democrats could not agree on wishing President Obama a happy holiday. ... The predictions of Nostradamus are constantly being reinterpreted. A prophecy of a time of incredible torment and suffering is now being held to predict the appearance of male guests on "The View."
Last modified on Sunday, 16 June 2013
RANDOM THOUGHTS; SAVING THE EURO
The European Union has come up with another idea to save its beleaguered currency - "Let’s put on a show and save the euro". .... Today’s multiple choice quiz: The stock market A. Reacted positively to the latest attempt to save the euro. B. Reacted negatively to the latest attempt to save the euro. C. Decided to put its money on Billy Crystal to save the euro and the Oscars