Newt GingrichGOP presidential candidate Newt Gingrich has been defending his call for a colony on the moon by 2020. But I think he was just practicing to star in an episode of “The Honeymooners”: “To the moon, Alice. To the moon …”

However, president Obama immediately endorsed the idea and said he would be happy to help Gingrich relocate there. He even offered the former House speaker a special book to mark the occasion called "Goodnight Newt." ... I see that after the election, former president Bill Clinton and Gingrich plan a lecture tour on “The Importance of Fidelity in a Marriage.” …  … Fans of “Lost” will be happy to know a spinoff is planned in which couples can’t find their cars in mall parking lots. It's a heart-rending search for cars and restrooms…. There was a web ad for “Best American Psychics” which says the group promotes ethical, tested readers. Why do they need a test? Can’t they just sense who’s good? … My daughter only has one piece of music in her car at the moment, a Ramones album. That was a group I missed during their heyday. Listening to them reminded me of the story about the prisoner who won $22 million in a law suit after he removed his own teeth. That's what I wanted to do after three songs.

 

 

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Bob Scott has been informing and entertaining the mid-market financial software community with his email newsletters for 10 years. And he has been covering this market through print publications for 18 years, first as technology editor of Accounting Today and then as the Editor of Accounting Technology from 1997 through 2009. He has covered the traditional tax and accounting profession during the same time and continues to address that as executive editor of the Progressive Accountant.

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