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RANDOM THOUGHTS: DIBLASIO

Bill de Blasio, New York CityMary had a little lamb. Its fleece was white as snow. And everywhere that Mary went, mint jelly was sure to go. It followed her to school one day and steak knives were generously provided to all the children. ... The year started off on a realistic note - I saw Alex Trebek trying to sell final expenses insurance to the New Year's baby of 2014. "It goes by quicker than you think."

... Toronto mayor Rob Ford has filed to run for a new term in office "And if elected, I promise not to smoke crack in a drunken stupor." He will now separate the two vices. ... The city of New York has survived its first crisis under new mayor Bill de Blasio. Of course, I'm talking about his first speech in Spanish. Residents of the citizen were relieved when he surpassed the level set under three-term mayor Michael Bloomberg. Despite the promising start, Hispanic leaders say it will take years to undo the damage done by the former mayor. There was a touching moment as de Blasio reached out other linguistic groups and declared "Ich bin ein New Yorker." An aide took him aside later and whispered, "Bill, you are a New Yorker." ... Saw the new picture of Demi Moore in a bikini. Actually, there's a picture of the real Demi in a closet somewhere and she's be starring in the female remake of "A Picture of Dorian Gray". Actually, the picture looks like Kirstie Alley. ... One thousand applicants will be tested for suitability for life on Mars under a program established by two Dutch men who have a 2025 target set. They must endure hardship with unbearable weather conditions, a bleak landscape and no water, sort of like West Texas.

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