… Someone asked a friend about her family “I  have two beautiful children,” she commented. “And then there are the others,” I added. … The movie “Ghostbusters” were released 35 years ago. Since then, some of the older ghosts have been uncontrollable sliming and forgetting which houses to haunt. … A friend was being asked about his golf game. “What’s your handicap?” someone asked him. “Probably his partner,” I interjected. … I am working on a new applications for ice hockey fans. It lets you imagine you can actually see the puck going into the net. It’s called “On Ice”. It’s also designed for use by players and automatically dials local dentists in case a fight breaks out.  … Sixty-five-year old actor Dennis Quaid is dating a 26-year old University of Texas grad student. He’s preparing for an update of the movie “Parent Trap” in which he unknowingly begins dating twins and faces a critical choice when the separate identifies of his amours is revealed.