RANDOM THOUGHTS: CHRISTINE O'DONNELL
Christine O'Donnell, the GOP Senatorial candidate in Delaware, says she regrets running an ad saying she's not a witch. Delaware could potentially have the first political debate in which the moderator asks, "Are you a good witch or a bad witch?” It probably didn't help when she promised to make public facilities broom-accessible and then someone spelled water on her and she cried, "Help me, I'm melting."
New York Gubernatorial candidate Carl Paladino was rejected for a role in the recently released movie, "Jackass 3" The casting director thought he would lower the dignity of the action. ... With the rather unusual positions that emerged from some of the Tea Party candidates, I've finally figured out what brand of drink the Tea Party represents: Chock Full o' Nuts." … Democrats in Congress got hearings postponed on charges that Representatives Charles Rangel and Maxine Waters violated ethics. They wanted to make sure voters' minds were focused on really important issues, primarily voting for Democrats. ... For the next election, I'm going to organize the Decaf Tea Party, which will promote many of the same issues, but it will be much mellower. ... I think I've figured out the definition of a product stack—products you don't need at prices you can't afford. Last modified on Sunday, 16 June 2013