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RANDOM THOUGHTS: BRETT FAVRE

I think instructions on the 5-pack of masks being sold at 7-11 were not written by a native English speaker. The first step in  the instructions of how to wear them is “Crap one pcs.” That’s doesn’t sound sanitary to me.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: LYSOL

There must be someone waiting to cash in by developing a software that can be connected to conferencing applications that will automatically cancel out the sound of crying babies and barking dogs.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: SOCIAL DISTANCING

Remember when social distancing meant you didn’t wash or use deodorant for a few days? … It’s gotten so bad with the coronavirus that I when I try to talk with Alexa, she responds “Stay six feet away from me.”

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: WAGNER OPERA

For the woman in the TV advertisement who proclaims “Age is just an illusion” I would like to offer an exchange of knees. … There was a report that 700 members of the New Jersey State Police have tested positive for the coronavirus.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: ALL VIRUS, ALL THE TIME

The impact of having people at home for extended periods is wearing on everybody. I went to walk the dog and he looked up with an expression of “Not again.”

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: TAKING A BREAK

Because of the coronavirus and vacation travel, Random Thoughts is on break. Stayed tuned as we bring you the latest thoughts from South Africa in the near future. I just flew in from the United States and boy are my arms tired. Thank you, I'm here all week (actually two).

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: CORONAVIRUS

I had my DNA tested by 23andme which suggests health trends based on the analysis of your genes. Because of the spread of the coronavirus, I checked and got a message from the service: “You’re a dead man.”

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: JOHNNY DEPP

Scott’s rule of prescription medicine: The pill you drop will bounce twice as far and in the opposite direction that you thought.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: ELON MUSK

I don’t know if there’s proof of Russian interference in U.S elections. But I did see a Facebook post to “Vote Nyet” on a local referendum. …. 

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: DNA

Purists are apparently upset at the upcoming three-batter rule in which a pitcher must face three hitters before a team makes a pitching change. They are afraid the rule will speed up the game.

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