Congress is ending its page program for teenagers. Comics around the national are expected to mount massive protests in the nation's capitol. On the political side, there is growing sentiment for keeping the pages and getting rid of Congress... I swear that Twitter is run by teenagers. I frequently get the following message: "The server understood the request but is refusing to fulfill it." Periodically, that's followed by a message "You don't understand me at all" and "Can you give me $20 and the keys to the car?" Read more...

Hugh Hefner's new love interest says she has never seen Hef naked. It shows she has  some judgment.  He should have taken the hint when he asked her over the phone, "Do you want to know what I'm wearing?" "A complete body cast, I hope."