Yes, that's life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, although I'm not exactly sure under which category that fits. That could lead to a new state slogan, "Live Free or Drunk." ... Police in Alabama had to close a street after a truck spilled chicken parts on the road. That led to the inevitable question "Why did the road cross the chicken?" ... The New Hampshire legislature appears likely to override a Governor's veto of a law that would have permitted pictures of minors on beer labels. Bar owner Rep. Keith Murphy wanted to be able to sell Founders Breakfast Stout, a beer brewed that has a baby on its label. Gov. Maggie Hassan's was afraid the next thing on the market would be Michelob Sippy Cup. And she believed that beer-drinking infants would put a strain on the supply of diapers. ... Figured out why Bruce Jenner became Caitlyn Jenner. He wanted to appear on "Dancing with the Stars", but hated the idea of leading. ... Listened to movie actress Natalie Portman deliver a speech in Cambridge, Mass., last month. Apparently there was some consideration to having her character in Star Wars III, leave a note to be read by Luke Skywalker when he grows up. It starts, "Luke, I am your mother."