... Conspiracy theorists are picking up on report that an ancient Greek statue that called, "Grave Naiskos of an Enthroned Woman with an Attendant" appears to show a young girl holding a laptop computer. Turns out, there was time for the artist to complete the work while she was on hold for tech support. ... News alert: This week's Super Bowl game will probably be three hours long. The buildup, half time show and commercials will be six hours long. Meanwhile, it has been reported that members of half-time band Coldplay say they don't understand American football. They have been named Honorary Football Widows. However, it was very touching band members were photographed holding golden balls. Those should be a bit more difficult to inflate. ... It has also been said that Denver Broncos quarterback, Peyton Manning, has cancelled plans for a show on Al Jazeera TV. ... An orangutan named "Tuah" at the Salt Lake City Zoo has picked the Carolina Panthers to win the Super Bowl. His father, name not given, correctly picked the winners for seven consecutive years. Yeah, but they blew all their money on the slots. ... I am planning a new venture called "Business as Usual". I believe it has a massive total addressable market. It's for those who dislike change and want to protect their vested interests. Our slogan will be "Think Inside the Box." ... An acquaintance I'm not fond of said he was thinking of going to a presentation that promised "Prepare to have your thinking challenged." I told him that shouldn't be a problem for him. "Your thinking is already challenged."