.... Good communication is everything in a marriage. While I was in the kitchen, I heard my wife's voice from somewhere in the house, "Can you take your crap off the thing?" ... A man in the United Kingdom was pulled over and discovered to have 2,000 pounds of rice in his car. He said he was looking for a guy driving a car that contained 2,000 pounds of seafood. ... Candidates are always built up at convention but I thought it was a bit much at this week's Democratic convention when the documentary showed she threw a dollar across the Potomac River, split rails and walked 10 miles to return 25 cents in change to a customer. ... I believe we can save a lot of time if we get down to the essence of the debate between Clinton and GOP candidate Trump which probable will be something like this: "Did too; did not; did too, did not."